Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
I always keep a supply of stimulant [...]
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Thoughts on drinking – W.C.Fields
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